It finally came! Bundled in joy from somewhere in brooklyn. God love @wearescientists for messages like this

Its 8.30am. Think I can smell papa john’s on the bus. But it’s not. So what is it…?

 
 

Summer flashback 2. Missed ‘fashion’ opportunity

 
 

Summer flashback. Pop tart heaven

 
 

A stamp on a bus stop…some people just want to watch the world burn.

mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping
and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 
 
 

mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping

and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

 
 

Omg

 
 

With love from stalker

Met We Are Scientists for the 3rd time today. I’d say they’ll definitely remember me this time. And probably avoid me in future! They are genuinely nice people, and TV en Francais is top drawer ear-entertainment.
 
 
 

Hot pink en francais

 
 

It was my birthday today.

I’m now older than I’ve ever been before.

But I still got a cake and a new Power Rangers toy.

So yeah. Things are fine.

 
 
 

Waga’d that mama @bumpylove @leahlesser #CHOPSTICKFURY

 
 

Sometimes I feel like I’m in a relationship with Papa Johns.

They text me a lot, but I think they know they’re bad for me because they have this insecurity where they ask me to break up with them all the time.

But I love them.

 
 

This whole ‘Eco packaging’ was such a ‘great’ idea on paper.

I think future kids won’t even know Easter eggs are supposed to be round…